Destroying entire forests, killing trees, and creating a nuisance? A petty criminal meets up with two killer bugs in jail, and discusses their crimes against nature. Pondering the ramifications to their nasty crime sprees if nobody moves firewood, the bugs agree their dastardly deeds would be thwarted if everyone bought firewood near where they burned it. This video was made by Don't Move Firewood with partial funding from USDA- APHIS. Special thanks to Purdue University for the generous loan of their emerald ash borer costume.